everywhere you look you see a car
with a yellow sign in the back window saying
baby on board
what does this mean?
everytime i see one of these
i see a grown-up sitting at the wheel but no
baby on board
it's a false warning
everybody using this sign
should lawfully remove it until there's really a
baby on board
head-on collision
i think it's just another fuckin dumb trend
that everybody wishes they had my baby on board
any young parents out there
with a diamond-shaped message that tells me
baby on board
i'm gonna cause a crash-up
betcha you better leave junior with the sitter
better fasten that seat-belt tightly and
maybe the lord will protect your fender
everywhere you see a car
with a yellow sign in the back window saying
baby on board
ha ha ha ha hah
everytime i see one of these
i wanna tailgate causing a whiplash to the
baby on board
that's no false warning
everybody using this sign
doesn't impress me none
©1986 r.stevie moore
as appears on
all well and good
teenage spectacular
