BABY ON BOARD

BABY ON BOARD


everywhere you look you see a car
with a yellow sign in the back window saying
baby on board
what does this mean?

everytime i see one of these
i see a grown-up sitting at the wheel but no
baby on board
it's a false warning

everybody using this sign
should lawfully remove it until there's really a
baby on board
head-on collision

i think it's just another fuckin dumb trend
that everybody wishes they had my baby on board

any young parents out there
with a diamond-shaped message that tells me
baby on board
i'm gonna cause a crash-up

betcha you better leave junior with the sitter
better fasten that seat-belt tightly and
maybe the lord will protect your fender

everywhere you see a car
with a yellow sign in the back window saying
baby on board
ha ha ha ha hah

everytime i see one of these
i wanna tailgate causing a whiplash to the
baby on board
that's no false warning

everybody using this sign
doesn't impress me none


©1986 r.stevie moore

as appears on
all well and good
teenage spectacular


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