you may very well be concerned
that your big investment pays off
i can understand just why
you may feel put off
let me tell you one thing
there's no strings, no obligation
elation damnation
you own r. stevie moore
i come with a money-back guarantee
doncha fret
you can bet you'll be satisfied
i come with a full coverage warranty
elation, tell jason i'm here
i'm well equipped with options
they're included in the
estimated sticker price
they built me to last for a
very long time, that's nice
now let me tell you one thing
there's no need to be suspicious
temptation, tell jason
a salesman will not call
so if you're in the marketplace
to acquire a brand new loverboy
you can rest assured that
my value can't be destroyed
so please accept this offer now
and win a free vacation
elation damnation
have i got a deal for you
frustration vibration is here
i'm here.
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